Perhaps I totally imagined offering a $20 ARe voucher for doing pretty much sweet fuck all?
Well??
Gotta say that I never thought I’d see the day when readers couldn’t be bothered entering what is the stupidest competition ever for the chance of getting free books.
I think this must be one of the first signs of the apocalypse.
Kris + Books = Good. *Sometimes*. 
I entered!
I remembered your wrath at those who didn't enter your last competition and made sure I got in early.
Do I get a consolation prize for being #1 minion?
Jenre: You do get a consolation prize. It's me not picking on you for the next 24 hours.
You're welcome.
You said I COULDN'T enter.
And you couldn't make up another pseud and enter anyway?? What the hell is the matter with you, Chris?!
I don't want ANY pseuds. I just wanna be me.
You forgot the whining tone with that, Chris. *rolls eyes*
I guess I'm a bad person then – but the little pigs are terribly cute. 🙂
What is the matter with you, Kerry?! IT'S FREE BOOKS!
FREE.
BOOKS.
I entered! I don't pass up the chance for free book evah! 😀
Kaetrin: I knew I could count on you, hun. 😉
So sorry to see on your tumblr that you're planning to stop this blog. I hope you'll come back one day, after a break, but thank goodness I've found your tumblr because otherwise I would miss you. And the BB, of course!!
From one of those lurkers who annoys you by not participating…
I'm still working on my graphs and pie chart trying to figure out who's who…there may be glitter involved 🙂
I entered! I think Patti will win because of the glitter. That shit's magical.
My daughter made red velvet whoopie pies at the weekend & topped them with edible glitter! We all had sparkly poop! TMI?
Juni, are you sure you aren't a vampire? Got any relatives named Cullen?
Me being weird, I think, but I couldn't deal with those names. I don't use the c-word myself. You know I regularly read your posts, though, and I enjoy sometimes being your minion.
Anon: Tumblr, twitter and a few other places will still be my hunting grounds for people to pick on. 😉
“From one of those lurkers who annoys you by not participating…”
I assume this means that you entered my awesome competition then… *sociopathicrainbowtroutstareofdeath*
Patti: Maybe I should have banned the use of glitter as a seekrit weapon??
Eyre: I'm voting for Juni being a sparkly vampire too.
Juni: TMI?? Sweet, after you admitted you're broken arm was a result of a fisting incident gone bad, there can be no such thing as TMI.
Em: You make a good occasional minion. You just need to pander to my awesomeness more often though to make it into the part-time category. 😉
I had a good excuse for waiting til approximately 3 minutes ago to enter…..PROMISE!
Elaine: Yeah, yeah. 😛
Perhaps I totally imagined offering a $20 ARe voucher for doing pretty much sweet fuck all?
Well, since that's all I ever do…I better go enter 🙂
And sweetie, I saw from your Tumblr that you are closing this blog. I just wanted to say that you are one of the awesomest chicks I ever did not quite (YET!) meet and I ain't going anywhere! I will be astalkin' yous for a long time 'cause you're FAB! *hugs*
Awww. Thank you, Orannia sweet. *cuddles* Also, don't forget I know where you live. It's a mutual stalking going on. 😉
I just saw your post. Loved the names. Need wi fi in OBX next time I go on vacation. So pick away at me Kris for being a super late entry. I deserve it.:). But I would definitely love free books.
Jackie: You're just lucky I like your sister. Oh, and you. I guess. 😛
Mutual stalking is all good from my end *grin*