So, you all completely sucked at guessing our names for our new reviewing reviews blog.
I thought it was pretty fucking obvious myself, but clearly no one can be as awesome as I.
Take heart, though!
None of you did as horribly bad as our Sweet Bea, who, despite having two attempts under a couple of her own gazillion personas, still managed to score a big fat zero, zilch, nadda.
Yep, total embarrassment.
Who the hell was actually who among the five online friends with the most fantabulous pseuds in the entire m/m romance universe?!
1. Jason = c. Asswipe Spacklemouth
2. Juni = a. Cuntpotato Silverbritches
3.Chris = e. SmegmaLips McCuntihee
4. Tam = b. Guichey Jockhufferston
5. Me (aka Kris) = d. Ima Pretentiousgit
And the winner with an amazing 3 out of 5 correctomondo??
Oh, and to all of you who couldn’t be bothered getting off your fucking arses to take a few seconds out of your boring little lives to do the eeny meeny miney mo thing?
Well, suck shit.
Cos I had to get a $25 voucher.