guess who’s who: the winner



So, you all completely sucked at guessing our names for our new reviewing reviews blog.

I thought it was pretty fucking obvious myself, but clearly no one can be as awesome as I.

Take heart, though!

None of you did as horribly bad as our Sweet Bea, who, despite having two attempts under a couple of her own gazillion personas, still managed to score a big fat zero, zilch, nadda.

Yep, total embarrassment.

Anyhoo…

Who the hell was actually who among the five online friends with the most fantabulous pseuds in the entire m/m romance universe?!

1. Jason = c. Asswipe Spacklemouth

2. Juni = a. Cuntpotato Silverbritches

3.Chris = e. SmegmaLips McCuntihee

4. Tam = b. Guichey Jockhufferston

5. Me (aka Kris) = d. Ima Pretentiousgit

See.  Obvious.

And the winner with an amazing 3 out of 5 correctomondo??

ORANNIA!  YAY!

Oh, and to all of you who couldn’t be bothered getting off your fucking arses to take a few seconds out of your boring little lives to do the eeny meeny miney mo thing?

Well, suck shit. 

Cos I had to get a $25 voucher.

So there.

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15 Responses to guess who’s who: the winner

  1. K. Z. Snow says:

    Congratulations, Orannia!

    Hey, I'm one of them thar rich writers. I don't need no steenking gift certificate.

    [kicking self!OUCH!kicking self!OUCH!]

  2. orannia says:

    Me? Me? Really? *runs screaming around the room in total abandon and complete glee*

    WOW! Guessing really works *grin*

    Thank you SO much lovely Kris! I'm so excited (and completely amazed I got three right πŸ™‚

    I thought it was pretty fucking obvious myself, but clearly no one can be as awesome as I.

    I thought that was gospel πŸ™‚

    *hugs*

  3. Kris says:

    *reads KZ's comment*

    *sigh*

    Orannia: *GRIN* And, yeah, that IS gospel. πŸ™‚

  4. lisabea says:

    I demand a recount.

  5. Tracy says:

    Awww – Congrats to Orannia and sorry about that Lisabea. I'm sure you tried. πŸ™‚

    I will go suck shit now. Sorry I missed it all. πŸ™‚

  6. lisabea says:

    Well…at least Orannia won. Congrats O.

    But I still think Kris lied about my results, that pretentious git.

  7. Kris says:

    LB: And how the hell am I meant to recount 0??

    Oh, wait… I meant 0 + 0. Yeah, that's definitely a recount which adds up to…

    FUCKING ZERO!

    Tracy: I hope it tastes like shit too.

  8. Chris says:

    Congrats, orannia!

  9. ElaineG says:

    Congrats Orianna!

    So much for my scientific method of pulling letters and numbers out of my shoe πŸ˜‰

  10. ElaineG says:

    I MEANT:

    Congrats Orannia…shessh I hate it when people get my name wrong…sorry, apparently I can't spell it right while looking at it 😦

  11. Ingrid says:

    Congrats Orannia πŸ™‚ Have you decided what books to buy?? It's a shame that 25 usd probably wont be enough to empty yr wish list, hehe

  12. Lilli says:

    Congrats, orannia! πŸ™‚ You seem to have a knack for identifying weird people's weird nicks. πŸ˜‰

  13. Jenre says:

    Hooray for Orannia!

    Well, suck shit.

    You have such a delightful array of insults in your arsenal, Kris. πŸ™‚

  14. Kris says:

    Lilli: I have no idea what you mean. *hmpf*

    Jenre: Thank you.

  15. Eyre says:

    Congrats, Orannia!

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