After killing breakfast three times this morning, it is my strong belief that those warnings on prescription packets which say ‘in the case of disorientation do not operate vehicles or heavy equipment’ should be amended to include ‘microwaves, grills and toasted sandwich thingys’.
*sigh*
Kris + Books = Good. *Sometimes*. 
I'm sorry, I snickered. Stick with cereal, how badly can you screw up Cheerios and milk? Or go back to bed. That works for me.
You had a microwave mishap? *gulp*
Meanhead. Blech to cereal. It's soggy. How anyone can face soggy in the morning is beyond me. Back to bed sounds good though.
Katiebabs chook: I know. Microwaves are scary. Things explode and burn you and stuff. Too bad I can't live without one. *sigh*
Sorry you are feeling crappy. Maybe you are developing a new superpower: Killer of small kitchen appliances.
I want a superpower that costs me less money. *pouts*
Superpower that makes money! Oh yeah. All the books and men I could buy.
That would be an awesome superpower.
I want to be able to 'flash' places too. That way I can flash in and steal books *and hawt menz from under desks* from people.
Poor Kris, so sorry you're feeling sick and having an appliance crises as well 😦
I once set fire to my toaster and I wasn't even drunk or heavily medicated so don't feel too bad, snookums.
Lily: I'm pretty sure that the kitchen was joining the crowd to gang up on me. 😦
Jen: Now I feel better. Thanks Jen. 🙂
I'm of the mind that we all need those things they have in Star Trek and you just tell it what you want and it appears. It would save us from disasters. I'm sure my kids would be thrilled too. 🙂
Tracy: Yeah, but you still have to stock it first. I'd rather the transporter. It would be terrific for all those times when I need to go overseas to get a book I want. *g*
Burn you? You're OK i hope?
And telportation would be a great talent to have! I could visit you all and talk books in person 🙂
It was just a little burn that I promptly – and very hygienically I might add – stuck straight in my mouth. No sissy cold water for me!
“And telportation would be a great talent to have! I could visit you all and talk books in person :)”
That would be very cool. *G*
No, no, no! In my perfect world it's always stocked AND produces books. Come on, keep up. 🙂
Sorry. My bad. 🙂