dear publisher


Dear Publisher


I believe our relationship has always been a mutually beneficial one in which you provide the books and I read them. However, and I mean this with the utmost respect, you have recently become a severe disappointment to me.

Why? For not ensuring that the photographers who work on your book covers take better records of the models they use.

It is because of this fact alone that my minions (ie candidate for the coveted Minion of the Year award and her esteemed ally) have been unable to complete the following task:


You have completely failed in your duties for facilitating stalkage and I insist that a thorough investigation be undertaken by you in order for more desirable cookie record keeping practices to be implemented.

You should also consider printing the names and contact details of models on the publication page in books for ease of reference and preparing a ‘to do’ list of tasks to be completed by photographers.

The former would include such items as the photographer actually fucking writing down the name of the model as well as making them take nekkid pictures of the pretties for future reference; for example, either (a) uploading the images to an anonymous pron site or (b) selling them to like-minded perves.

I look forward to receiving your response to my suggestions and, obviously, your humble apologies.

Yours sincerely,

An awesome leader who acknowledges where the true blame lies,

Kris of Kris ‘n’ Good Books.
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tasting ‘shades of gray’*

*or “Holy shit, I’m meant to do reviews for the m/m romance reading challenge?!” I hope Anesthezea will let me get away with only doing one per month (which, conveniently, will also meet my bloggy aims for 2010).




The Blurb:

Miller Sutton, a by-the-book FBI agent, is starting to see some troubling shades of gray in his black-and-white world. He comes face-to-face with his doubts in the person of Danny Butler, a mid-level drug runner Miller hopes to use to catch a much larger fish: Roberto Hinestroza, a drug lord Miller has pursued for years.

Danny has no interest in being a witness against his boss, both out of a sense of twisted loyalty and because he knows double-crossing Hinestroza is a sure death sentence. But he reluctantly agrees to cooperate, and as he suspects, it doesn’t take long for Hinestroza to figure out the betrayal.

Miller is surprised to discover Danny’s not the career-criminal lowlife he expected; at the same time, Danny finds himself helplessly attracted to Miller’s innate goodness. They barely begin to explore the sparking attraction between them when Hinestroza’s hitman tracks them down, and then they’re on the run, both for their lives and for any kind of love.

Why I bought it:

I was hooked by Kassa’s review.

Dislike/like (ending on a high note):

Dislike~ It has flashbacks AND they were in italics! Those of you who’ve been hanging around here for a while know how I feel about them. *sigh* In all serious, though, my fascination with the development of the characters and their relationship meant my gut reaction to the use of the flashback fell by the way side. Quite frankly, I was too engrossed to give a toss. Proof that a good author can make it work.

Like~ Some of the best characterisation that I have been privileged to read. If you are a character-ho like me, I would suggest you read Shades of Gray for this aspect alone. Every inch of the plot – yes, including the flashbacks – has been tightly crafted so as to allow the reader increasing insight into the protags, in particular their motivations. Stereotypes are broken down to reveal flawed and complex men and it is all perfectly paced. Extremely impressive stuff.

Dislike~ The story does touch upon the issue of infidelity, which, again, is something that causes me to stumble because of my personal bias against the act. Having said that, the way the author dealt with it did make it more convincing for me because it was associated with Miller’s denial then growing acceptance of his sexuality.

Like~ As the story progresses so to does the exploration of the concept of the lives of the cast of characters being made up of shades of gray. This made for an intensely compelling read that challenges the so-called ‘truths’ of right and wrong, black and white.

So, what I think: A very gritty and consuming work featuring flawed and complex, but still engaging, protags and superb characterisation. I thoroughly recommend it.

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‘Tasting’ is my version of a mini-review where I talk a (very) little about what I liked and disliked about a book as well as who I think the story will appeal to. Oh, and I’ve added a bit about why I picked up the book in the first place – sometimes this can be interesting to know.

Posted in action/thriller, brooke mckinley, contemporary, kassa, m/m, m/m romance challenge 2010, tasting | 28 Comments

a second just cos…



Dunked cookies are the bestest. *g*
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random funny

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just cos…



… I’m taking a break, doesn’t mean I’m not baking. 😉
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a(nother) time out



Hey youse 🙂

Just letting you know that I’ll be taking a few days break to get my shit together in RL.

However, fear not! For I shall return to continue to dazzle you all with my awesomeness.

I also leave you with this little gem showing some of the major events in the Kyle and Oliver storyline.

I may have mentioned them before.

Once or twice.

*ahem*



*sniffle*
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maybe it’s me, but…



… that’s what I call mesh.

Merow.
Posted in cookies, maybe it's me but | 48 Comments

things that make you go O_o



Me: *removes stethoscope* I’m afraid it’s not good news.

Not-very-sexy-mesh-shirt-but-has-messy-hair-so-it’s-ok guy: *gasp*

Blondie surfer dude with sunglass tan: *frantic* Tell us, Dr Kris. What is it?!

Me: Well, I’m afraid it might be terminal…

Not-very-sexy-mesh-shirt-but-has-messy-hair-so-it’s-ok guy: *gasp*

Blondie surfer dude with sunglass tan: *frantic* Oh noez. Just tell us, Dr Kris!

Me: Well, in my expert medical opinion, I think it’s…

*eyeflash montage, which if you watched Alles Was Zahlt you would know all about. just sayin’.*

… a severe case of floating-head.

Not-very-sexy-mesh-shirt-but-has-messy-hair-so-it’s-ok guy and Blondie surfer dude with sunglass tan: *wailing* Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
Posted in book covers, things that make you go O_o | 41 Comments

maybe it’s me, but…




A couple of weeks ago, I posted about gay guys carrying around their test results with them on the off chance they hooked up.

At the time, a couple of people mentioned something which I’d also thought about; that is, even if they did carry around the results, where the hell would they put them???

Let’s face it, some m/m romance and erotica authors would have us believe that a lot of guys wear tighter than tight pants in order to show off their goods.

If that’s true – and, hey, no complaints here – , how can they possibly fit little packets of lube, condoms, test results, keys, money, etc, all in the pockets of their skinny jeans?

For example, do you seriously believe that there’s anything else going into these pants??

reproduced from Tam’s guest post especially for Matthew

Yeah. Didn’t think so.

Case closed.
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encounters with my baby brother: 2


three guesses where I stole this from

As many of you are aware, I’ve recently discovered the awesome time suck that is Sarah’s pron blog.

Therefore, you can probably guess how much enjoyment I got from telling my baby brother I was surfing gay pron when he asked what I was doing the other day.

… and Kris lived Happily Ever After.

The End.

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