firsts series: fetishes (part 2)

*pats bubble butt*

Is there any point in giving three guesses as to who is going to eww on this firsts topic, which is, if you hadn’t already guessed, about jock huffing?

For those of you who’ve no idea what the hell this is go here for a very thought provoking and insightful post on this kink by LB and CJ.

Confession time. I’ve never actually read the Bobby Michael’s stories that apparently made this subject infamous. (PS – I’m planning to rectify this asap. There’s a saying about curiosity, smutting and Kris. Good times. 😉 )

The closest I’ve come to reading about jock huffing was in J L Langley’s The Englor Affair. There’s no doubt that the sex scene between Payton and Simon was hot as fuck. Still, the thought of having a used jock stuffed in your mouth may be a leetle bit of a turn off for some, especially certain gals from Texas.

So, what do you think about this fetish?

I s’pose I may as well also ask how many of you are doing fangirly squees at the thought of the third Jock Dorm book coming out, but I think I’ve already got a pretty good idea as to who you are. *Lily… EH…* 🙂

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24 Responses to firsts series: fetishes (part 2)

  1. Val says:

    Whoa, that's just — icky! But I love the image you've got above this post. Might have to copy 'n' save this one!

  2. Tam says:

    Ummm. I'll pass on that. The Englor scene was totally not hot. It's disgusting and turned me off. I'm not reading Bobby Michaels either, I've been to urban dictionary, I've read things that will curl your toes, that's plenty for me.

  3. Tracy says:

    The Englor Affair scene was hot but I can't say I'd like to read about it often. One time was just fine with me. Although I did hear good things about Jack Dorm. hmmmm. IDK – I'll have to think about that one. 🙂

  4. EW. EW.

    Next sniffing dirty socks will be a form of foreplay.

  5. Ingrid says:

    I love the picture but leave the rest.
    JL knows how to write a scene so she gets away with it but otherwise I rather not read about it.

  6. Jenre says:

    It doesn't do anything for me, I'm afraid. I too haven't read Jock Dorm, but I have read The Englor Affair. I could get why the whole sweaty man thing was attractive, but not the sweaty jock strap. We'll be back to foreskin cheese soon, if we're not careful :).

  7. Did you say my name here dear….

    You should not say you are a Bobby Michaels virgin out loud – he is king of the hill when it comes to this stuf…

    He has a story called My secretary's Son – freaking hot, hot… load of nose in crotch scenes….

    I feel no eeeeewww about stuff like that…

    Anyhow – I suppose jock huffing is a guy thing. I asked my brother once and he said while he wouldn't personaly do it…. men smell good to men and they are not overly hygenic about stuff like that, like us girl….

    I swear – I wanted to knock him out…. Sanctimonious snit…

    Jock Dorm 3 —- aaahhhhgggggggg **I'm doing a Homer Simpson here***


  8. Chris says:

    I totally read the jock huffing scenes with one eye closed. (Is it over yet?)

  9. wren says:

    I didn't mind it in Englor. I found that Bobby got a little too…erm…excited? descriptive? detailed? I dunno – it's been a long time and I can't recall exactly.

    But bottom line – not one of my favs.

  10. JenB says:

    Jock huffing. OMG.

    *barfs all over the floor and leaves*

  11. Kris says:

    Val: Stealer! 😉

    Tam: “I'm not reading Bobby Michaels either”


    Tracy: We could read it together and have a discussion after about what we thought. That could be fun. 🙂

    Katiebabs chook: *adds name to disgusting list*

    *which is not as mean as it sounds*

    Ingrid: “JL knows how to write a scene so she gets away with it but otherwise I rather not read about it.”

    That's very true. Have you read the Bobby Michael's, Ingrid?

  12. Kris says:

    Jenre: “We'll be back to foreskin cheese soon, if we're not careful :).”

    Must admit that's the only thing that may put me off from reading the Jock Dorm books. LOL.

    EH: How did I know that you were going to say that. 😉 I am crossing my fingers that my Goodreads Secret Santa will get me the first Jock Dorm for Christmas. The Kurious Kris thing is beginning to kill me. LOL.

    BTW, brothers are smelly beasts put on this earth to disgust their sisters. It's like a genetic trait or something, especially if they are younger brothers.

    Chris: I'd call you a wuss, but I have a sneaking suspicion that I will be doing the same.

    Wren: I'll reserve judgement, although I've a feeling that I will have a similar reaction to what I had whilst reading one of his foreskin scenes.

    JenB: That's disgusting! Clean that up!

  13. Chris says:

    Dammit, Jen, now she's going to be inspired to do a vomit fetish post and it's all your fault.

    Bonus for finding that first that wasn't a SM book. 😉

  14. Kris says:

    Bonus, my arse. The only person who can make shit up here is me and the possibility of a vomit fetish is beyond gross.

  15. Lily says:

    First I'll say that I personally would never want to smell anyone's jock but I don't have a problem reading it. Bobby is very descriptive in his books and while the first one I read kind of made my eyes open wider than they'd ever been I really like his stories.

    I'm with EH, I've been waiting for what feels like forever for JD3 and will be reading it as soon as it comes out.

    Oh, and Kris if you really want to read about this fetish go to Nifty and read some of his free stuff there. Those are totally raunchy stories which will give you more information than you possibly will ever want. Even I only read a few before I gave up on Nifty!!

  16. I know the sense of smell is a big thing for anyone when it comes to sex and that whole thing.

    That being said…EW! I'm sorry, I grew up around sports. I know just how disgusting used jocks are. Sexy? *gags*

  17. K. Z. Snow says:

    Wow, people are leaving behind a lot of messes here. :-/

    Nose in crotch — fine (except in the case of one of my ex-boyfriends). Nose in jockstrap — not so fine.

    Clothing meant to cover certain areas tends to absorb odors and get ripe. If I came upon a scene like that, I'd be imagining someone's face over a bucket full of rotting bait and Limberger cheese.

    Kind of ruins the eroticism for me. Know what I mean?

  18. Ingrid says:

    Kris, I read jock dorm 1 but gave up on 2. It's one of my rare DNF

  19. orannia says:

    Ahhhh…no 🙂 The Englor Affair is in my TBR list. Hmmm, I suppose I shouldn't jump to conclusions and say 'no' without actually doing any research, should I?

  20. Kris says:

    Lily: Although it might come as a surprise to some, but I think I might actually be scared of Nifty. Just a little.

    Bridget: I can honestly say that I've never seen a used jock in my life and I plan on keeping it that way. Eww, indeed.

    KZ: Yes, I now have a complete image in my head complete with smells to know what you mean. Thank you for that, KZ. Jesus.

    Ingrid, that's interesting. I'm curious now as to whether I will be in the love or hate camp. *Hurry up, Secret Santa!*

    Orannia: You shouldn't, and you should believe what I say since I'm a researcher myself. 🙂

  21. K. Z. Snow says:

    You're welcome. (KZ's my name, and words are my game.)

  22. JenB says:

    HAHA! I just saw the comment I left on LB's jock post over a year ago. *wipes tears* I crack myself up.

    And yes, I still feel the same way about sucking someone's skidmarks.

  23. Kris says:

    *snort* Well, at least you stick to your guns when you've come to an opinion, Jen.

  24. Tracy says:

    Sorry – I'm late in getting back here…as usual. Read together then discuss. Sounds good to me. 🙂

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