Author Archives: Kris

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Reads, rants, randoms & R+s. You've been warned. BTW, don't follow me if you're a GLBTQQphobic wanker. It won't end well. For you.

book sluts ‘r’ us blogger award winner

The looking fabulous Tracy and Kris are pleased, proud and pretty friggin’ honoured to announce that the winner of the ‘prove to us and the rest of the reading world how much of an unrepentant Book Slut you are’ award … Continue reading

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kris’ top 5…

… reasons for being a Book Slut. In no particular order. 1. Because. 2. Reading engages the few muscles that I actually want to exercise. 3. It’s good to live vicariously through other people’s fantasies. 4. It’s either that or … Continue reading

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things that make you go O_o

Let me ask you this… Is a guy doing his best agonized, Wicked Witch of the West interpretation really going to tempt you to buy a book?? Unless, that is, you’re into sadism or have an evil witch fetish. Which … Continue reading

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the m/m meme & me

How the frack was I meant to know that you had to answer the bloody questions yourself first?! I don’t think that’s particularly fair when the whole point of doing this is to annoy the shit out of other people. … Continue reading

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m/m meme

I was bored shitless the other day and trying to work out what I could do when it suddenly hit me… I could try my hand at this meme thing and see how many people I can suck into my … Continue reading

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on behalf of the book buyers of oz

Ages ago I posted about a debate that was happening in Oz on the issue of the parallel importation of books. Basically this is legislation that gives an Australian-based publisher 30 days to print an Oz version (hence the different … Continue reading

Posted in book buying, book debates, Oz stuff, WTF | 15 Comments

oh, brother!

Okay, probably inappropriate in the context of this discussion, but that’s what makes it so fucking funny. When I was growing up I always wanted an older brother. It wasn’t because I didn’t want to be the oldest child (which … Continue reading

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maybe it’s me, but…

… I’m beginning to think that the hip jut is the new hair flick. I also feel like channeling Crocodile Dundee in a ‘That’s not a hip. THIS is a HIP.’ kind of a way. FYI, this has absolutely nothing … Continue reading

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dear publisher

Dear Fucktard Publisher You suck big fat hairy donkey ballz. Why? Allow me to demonstrate… Aussie book cover previous release: Aussie book cover latest release: You fucking changed the book covers! There is a special place in Hell for publishers … Continue reading

Posted in book covers, dear publisher, me, Nora Roberts, pet peeve/fave rant, publishers, WTF | 30 Comments

the great yaoi swap: tam’s update (& kris’ too!)

Well, guys, I have no clue what happened to some of the other yaoi, but here’s some new stuff that’s floating around out there. If you want to be on the list to receive it (Kris ETA: Yep, this is … Continue reading

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