Kris + Books = Good. *Sometimes*.

It’s Mr Bonoato Head!

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*gasp*

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I kill me.

*wipes tear from eye*

Anyways, here’s what you chose for Jaime’s story:

1. the setting~ a fake Irish Pub on the set of a soap opera

2. some background to the main protags~ one has green skin

3. another character~ a burly Rugby Player who wants to be a twink

4. a conflict~ a missing dildo

5. an object to be mentioned in the story somewhere~ a potato in the image of U2’s Bono

Jaime, hun, you said you needed a new deadline so how’s St Patrick’s Day(ish) for ya?? *g*

May the Muse be with you.

Of course, I wouldn’t be deliberately mean about the choices for another round of the awesomeness that is my ‘choose your own m/m story’ play time.

Why that would be immature.

Not to mention smack of payback just because author Jaime Samms challenged me to ‘bring it on’.

*smiles sweetly*

Let’s do it!

How to play:

Step 1. Peeps choose different elements to be included in a story.

Step 2. After counting the votes, I let you know the results and…

Step 3. Hand it over to Jaime, who has agreed to write the short story incorporating your choices for St Patrick’s Day(ish).

Here we go:

1. the setting

a) a St Patrick’s Day parade

b) a fake Irish Pub on the set of a soap opera

c) a gay bus tour to the Blarney Stone

d) a spaceship named The Pipes ‘R’ Blowin’

2. some background to the main protags

a) one hates his job as a tour director

b) one has a phone which is constantly ringing and has ‘Danny Boy’ as it’s ring tone

c) one longs for his days as a world famous Irish Dancer

d) one has green skin

3. another character/s

a) a sex crazed leprechaun

b) a middle aged couple who thought that ‘gay’ meant something else entirely

c) a computer who believes he’s the reincarnation of James Joyce

d) a burly Rugby Player who wants to be a twink

4. a conflict

a) an out of control four-leaf clover float

b) a newly discovered, pronagraphic page from the Book of Kells

c) the hunt for the stone which will reveal the mysteries of the long-dead language of Gaelic

d) a missing dildo

5. an object to be mentioned in the story somewhere

a) a magical Gnome statue

b) a potato in the image of U2’s Bono

c) a fairy circle

d) a pot of gold that turns out to be fake

So…

Leave a comment with your choices or email me at krisngoodbooksATgmail.com. You have until 12noon Friday 19 February (Perth, Western Australia time).

Let the giving of hell to Jaime commence! 😀