a readerly family

My family – well, mainly my Mumma’s family – is a readerly one.

We love books.  We love to read.  And we love sharing these with each other.

In fact, it is not unknown for us to visit each other with a book in hand and just sit there reading together.

It’s just something we’ve always done.  It’s natural for us.

I was reminded of this yesterday when my amazing – and very patient – Mumma kept me company for the 8 or so hours it took for me to get an iron infusion.

After discovering the book she’d borrowed from my library was one she’d already read before, I gave her the one I’d brought with me.

It was My Most Excellent Year by Steve Kluger.

I napped, fidgeted, whinged, took my IV thing – we named ‘Earnest’ – for walkies, and basically drove her and the nurses nuts, but I also watched her enjoying the book.

As the end of the infusion got closer and closer, I watched her more and more, and asked her where she was up to in the storyline when she started to smile or laugh out loud or was touched by a particular moment.

This was when she began to read bits and pieces out loud to me and we talked about scenes we especially liked.

This is something my family has always done too.

We read out the things we think others will like.

So, there I was… a grumpy, 36 year old Kris laying in a hospital bed and hooked up to Earnest with my Mumma reading to me.

Cool, right.  ðŸ™‚

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random awesomeness

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story of my life: lb gregg and kris see dead people

I have been sharing some of the truly weird shit which seems to happen constantly with me on my tumblr blog and it reminded me of a co-incident that occurred last year when I was chatting with L B Gregg (aka LB, Lisabea, etc, etc).

Basically we were having one of our standard ‘let’s bitch about everyone and everything’ sessions.  I do this with a few others too.  Apparently I’m pretty good at it.  ðŸ˜›

Anyhoo, the trash talk included me telling her I thought Dudleytown sucked because it didn’t have enough frottage in it, but that the scene in the open grave would ensure she retained her ‘Queen of the M/M Frott’ crown.

We went on to chat a bit about the perviness levels associated with graves and man love, which was when the phone rang…

It was a person who I’d become great mates with in one of the towns covered by the job I just ditched.  The convo went like this…

Her:  *slightly freaked*  You know how they’re digging that trench for new water pipes?

Me:  *keeping one eye on the chat*  Which one is that?

Her:  The one near the old cemetery.

Me: *attenHUT*  You’re going to tell me they found a grave, aren’t you.

Her:  Yes.

Me:  No.  Fucking.  Way.

Yeah.

Swear to God, not even I could make up shit like this.

Needless to say, I immediately told LB that she would never in a gazillion years guess what had just happened AND I had a great idea she should incorporate in the story.

She didn’t though.

The rude heifer.

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guesting

I’ve been given a very temporary visa to DIK and am talking about bookstores being a cure for my OCD.

Or at least part of it anyways…

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angelia’s story: your choices



Your prompts for the latest victim’s author’s choose your own m/m story are…


*drum roll*


1. part of the setting ~ an anger management retreat at a monastery


2. background to one of the main protags ~ one of them is petrified that ginger-haired people are going to take over the world


3. another character/s ~ an alien who has run away to Earth to become a cheerleader 


4. a conflict ~ a ghost gerbil that keeps on moving things


5. an object/phrase to be mentioned in the story somewhere ~ a sex education class for virgins of all types AND a red velvet cupcake corset


*satisfied sigh*


I so love it when there is an AND.  You have done me proud, my vegemite muffins.


Poor Angelia Sparrow.


*snicker*

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random awesomeness

Monday??

Bring it.

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angelia sparrow is going down!


Please welcome to the choose your own m/m story guillotine spotlight…


Angelia Sparrow!

And, yes, that cookie is a bribe for her.


You’re welcome. 

How to play:
Step 1. Peeps choose different elements to be included in a story.
Step 2. After counting the votes, I let you know the results and…
Step 3. Hand it over to Angelia, who has agreed to produce the short story incorporating your choices in about four weeks time.

The story prompts:

1. part of the setting
a) an abandoned mill Don Quixote style
b) a Peter Allen karaoke night
c) an anger management retreat at a monastery
d) a snowed-in ice station

2. some background to one of the main protags
a) one of them has had a succession of jobs including a dog walker, a forensic lab assistant, a trapeze artist, an accountant, a zoo keeper, a courier and a fluffer
b) one of them is petrified that ginger-haired people are going to take over the world
c) one of them has a piece of string tied around his finger to remember something, but can’t remember what it was
d) one of them is convinced that they’re going to imprint on someone

3. another character/s
a) a chorus of male dancers who all have the same name
b) a lost – extremely precocious – toddler
c) a pig farmer who has a such a strong accent that it makes him/her hard to understand
d) an alien who has run away to Earth to become a cheerleader 

4. a conflict
a) an internal voice that suddenly develops a personality of its own 
b) a ghost gerbil that keeps on moving things
c) a malfunctioning shrinking machine
d) xray vision

5. an object/phrase to be mentioned in the story somewhere
a) a panda bear costume
b) ‘an avalanche of …. [insert your choice of what here] …’
c) a sex education class for virgins of all types
d) a red velvet cupcake corset

Leave a comment or send me an email with your choices by midday Tuesday 5 April (Perth, Western Australia time).*

go, GO, GO!


*Closed early because apparently I’m a doofus.  I hate that.
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things that make you go O_o

Question:

How is a guy fingering himself meant to help his virgin partner find his prostate when they eventually get around to fucking?

Or is that one of the many mysteries of Teh Buttsecks I’m just meant to accept as given cos it’s smexay and stuffs??

Details plz.

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maybe it’s me, but…


Do you ever wake up in the morning and think to yourself…

“Fuck this shit.  I demand a refund!”

Immediately followed by…

“And, goddammit, I’m 36! When is my bloody telekinesis going to kick in?!”

Thought so.
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ratings and… what the hell are you thinking?!

Dear Impatient Arse Reader

Maybe you missed the post that Mandi of Smexy Books did earlier in the week about the shenaniganing at goodreads?

No?

Well, perhaps you had difficulty understanding the shit load of comments which said unless you (a) were a beta reader, (b) had received an ARC or (c) were psychic there was no reason whatsoever for you to rate a book before it had even been released other than for the fact that you (d) were a complete twat?

Still not getting it??

Okay, I’ll try to be clearer…

When you rate a book before you’ve even read it, it makes you look like a total douche.

Capeesh?

Yeah.

Oh, and rating a book which isn’t even written yet, let alone scheduled for release??

You may think you’re waving around a 10 foot high Las Vegas styles sign shouting ‘LOOK AT ME BEING THE BIGGEST AND BEST SQUEEY FANGURL IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE’, but really it’s an arrow pointing directly to Teh Crazy.

On steroids.

Yours sincerely,

Kris of Kris ‘n’ Good Books.

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