the jury is in…

… and, yes, apparently I DO suck.

The evidence:
1. Offending people by simply existing.

Me, in my defense: Granted bitchiness is one of my dominant personality traits; however, I generally have to try (a little) to piss people off. Therefore I’m blaming the inability of the internet to effectively transmit my sarcastic (yes, another trait) tendencies.
2. Crappy book recommendations.

Me, in my defense: Well, I liked it. Yeah okay, maybe I should have warned Jenre that people usually take anything I say/recommend with a pinch of salt… in fact, what the hell was she thinking listening to me anyway?! I’m crap at giving advice.
3. Being a bad mother.

Me, in my defense: I got nothing. Why??

This morning I woke to discover the remains of a straw necklace (see an eg below) which my baby cousin made me some years ago. Because I don’t actually recall seeing it for a while (ie before Christmas) it appears the boy kittens have been systematically eating it for some time.

the necklace (although mine was a very pretty blue and yellow done in my football team colours)

Picture me this morning with a torch in my hand peering under couches and the other dark and dusty places trying to find pieces of said necklace, and then attempting to calculate exactly how much was missing.

the few pieces of straw found (my prized Totoro pencil indicates size)

Yeah, you may well laugh, but now OCD Kris is obsessively watching the litter tray to make sure all is alright with little tummies.

I think I just failed the parenting test in a major way. No wonder I rarely get asked to babysit the multitude of honoraries!

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lucky, lucky, (hopefully) lucky

This was me on 2 January:

“Me, a winner??? YAY!!! I won an ebook!”


thanks to the generosity of author Chris Owen and the opportunity provided by Wave

This was me on 5 January:

“Srsly??? I won something again??? Three books and they’re all signed??? Holy SHIT!”


thanks to the lovely Lisa at Urban Fantasy Land and to Thea and Ana for their Smugglivity

Because these things always, always come in threes, I’m thinking one of the following will happen:

1. I will win a bookstore full of books (which will hopefully NOT mean that some poor independent is going out of business due to the economic crisis and multi-national, small bookstore killers).

2. I will win the lottery. *note to self: must actually buy a ticket*

3. I will wake up one day soon and the entire world will have converted to the word of Kris. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

To ensure that my third time lucky-ness comes true, I, in total benevolence, am sharing my wealth…

the buddha of prosperity

… you may rub my tummy.

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mondayitis

Like many other worker bees around the world, today is the day I need to get serious and knuckle back down to the evil job. Dammit.

The ONLY thing I have to look forward to during these dark days of transition is knowing that at the end of the day I have a pile of books waiting to be read.

In the spirit of Readolution 2, I’m determined to read these before making any more purchases. I’m going to read them all even if I receive any of my eagerly awaiteds in the interim. Yes, Yes I AM!

To keep me from being bored as bat shit, I was thinking about running a contest as to how long people thought it would take me to read the above books. What do you reckon? Could be fun.

Perhaps the winner could receive an ebook of their choice?

This, of course, means I would have to buy other books at the same time – don’t forget Readolution 2!

I’m all about altruism. Hee, hee.

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blasts from the past

I had something suitably profound to blog about today, but was distracted by two songs I heard on the radio which I just had to share with you all.

The first is a song I haven’t heard for absolutely ages and I just love these two voices together, and the second… well, it reminded me of one of my favourite movies from my teenage years.

So, for your listening pleasure…

Candy by Iggy Pop & Kate Pierson

Twist & Shout by none other than Ferris Bueller

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the great australian book debate


In 2008, the Australian Government announced its Productivity Commission would be undertaking a review of the provisions of our Copyright Act which restrict the parallel importation of books to Australia.

This has caused significant debate in our little literary pond and is of particular interest to me because (a) I obviously like to read and (b) I like to bitch and moan about the prices and the availability of books in Australia.

The subject of the review:

Under the Act, an Australian-based publisher has 30 days to print an Australian version of any book released in the world. Following this, if a bookstore wishes to sell said book they can only purchase it from that publisher. They cannot import the same book from an overseas publisher.

The battle lines are drawn:

A debate has ensued between some of the smaller booksellers versus the multi-national bookstores and the Australian publishing industry. I don’t want to go into great detail about the different perspectives (see here and here for two sides of the argument), but issues include competition, protection, royalties, retail prices, book sales, online overseas bookstores, Australian culture, encouraging reading, etc, etc.

I don’t know enough about copyright and protection to deal with such tough points as royalties to authors and the possible dumping of books into the Australian market; however, a few things struck me when reading the various commentaries.

My thoughts (with my obvious bias as an avid reader):

The discrepancy in retail prices~ The Australian book industry has recommended retail prices, which some of the multi-nationals choose to increase (sometimes dramatically). Yet, stores like K-Mart, Target and Woolworths sell books at up to 35% off the recommended retail price. Not sure how that works, but the larger bookstores seem to exist by trading on their corporate image. Given the state of the economy though, this could become a problem for them as customers turn to less expensive options. It seems to me one simple solution to this issue would be to enforce recommended retail prices and still allow individual booksellers the ability to have sales and discounts.

Overseas bookstores and retail prices~ Comparisons show that the cost of books in Australia for the same titles and format are more expensive (again, sometimes considerably) than those sold elsewhere. I am still not clear as to why this is the case; however, some members of the Australian publishing industry are screaming outrage and making waves about the need for protection due to the large number of individuals (ie me) who go online to buy their books overseas. Quel shock! I can’t speak for other readers, but I don’t only buy books from overseas because they are cheaper. I also buy them because of the wide range of books available via these stores and because I can get new releases more quickly. Quite frankly, the ’30 day to print’ thing doesn’t always work and you can be waiting months for a book to come out in Australia. Isn’t market competition a good thing? Or does competition in this context only count if it’s happening within Australia? Perhaps a review of local business practices may prove beneficial to the bigger companies.

The Australian culture~ This argument about protecting vocabulary, cultural idioms, etc through printing Australian versions of books rather than importing overseas versions is very valid and is something I have commented on elsewhere. At the same time, it is one which has Uluru-sized holes in it. Several of the supporters of the restrictions have spoken about the possible replacement of Australian vocab particularly with American words (for eg Mum with Mom). So I guess the various reports dealing with the Americanisation of Australian society largely because of television and movies were all pie-in-the-sky and any influences on our culture will ALL be because of BOOKS! Okaaayyy… Whether we like it or not, books do not have the same role in society they once did and such arguments do not stand up if they are not looked at within a larger context/discussion about cultural identity.

Books and libraries~ The high cost of books in Australia has priced them beyond the budgets of some families. This has been further impacted by the current economic climate. Historically, at such times, we have turned to public libraries for our reading material. Statistics are already showing more and more people throughout Australia are using libraries. Unfortunately, no matter how much the community may value their local library, libraries have a tendency to be undervalued and underfinanced by the authorities responsible for their funding. With increased demand, how are our public libraries going to manage, especially if book prices (wholesale too) continue to rise? What will happen to already strained budgets? What other important programs like ‘books on wheels’ and children’s reading hours will have to be cut? As an advocate for our public library system, I truly hope this is an issue given consideration by the Productivity Commission.

Finally, books and literacy~ Literacy is a major issue in Australia and education programs are being run at all levels of national, state and local governments as well as through community organisations. I would have thought improving accessibility to reading material, including through more equitable pricing of books for families and for public institutions such as libraries, would assist this hugely important matter. For me, literacy and reading equals empowerment.

As I said at the beginning of this post, this is an interesting debate albeit a complex one. I really hope our Government considers more than just the demands of a few multi-nationals and companies. Fingers crossed.

Are any of the above issues similar to what is happening in places other than Australia? I would be interested to know.

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vive le readolution!

New Year’s Readolution 3: Try a different author and/or genre once a month.

How good am I! It’s only Friday 2 January and already I’ve met the first twelfth of my New Year’s Readolution 3. It’s a double-whammy too; a new-to-me author AND a new genre.

YAY for me!

Before I amaze and astound you with what I read, a couple of confessions:

1. I wanted to be Indiana Jones when I was little. He was my hero.

2. I am an action flick chick. I love, love, LOVE car chases, hand-to-hand fight scenes, things blowing up (not people though cos that would make me a psycho), the good guys winning and all that kind of stuff.

Despite this, and the fact I am a fan of romantic suspense, I’ve never really got into the whole crime, action and thriller genre/s. Even when some books would appear to be right up my alley (eg Dan Brown’s Da Vinci-anza) I have given them a Titantic(sideways)sized, wide berth. Until now that is.

Yes, it’s true. Kris FINALLY reads a boy-germ book! Lookee:

Seven Ancient Wonders (Seven Deadly Wonders is the US title) by Matthew Reilly

It is the biggest treasure hunt in history, and nearly every nation on earth is involved in a headlong race to locate the Seven Wonders of the ancient world.

Thousands of years ago, a magnificent golden capstone sat atop the Great Pyramid of Giza. It was a source of immense power, capable of bestowing upon its holder absolute global rule for a thousand years. But then, in 323 BC, the capstone was broken into seven pieces and spread to the corners of the Earth, hidden within the Seven Ancient Wonders of the World. Now, with the coming of a rare solar event, the time has come to locate the pieces and rebuild the capstone.

Everyone wants it. From the greatest, most powerful countries on Earth, to gangs of evil terrorists and one daring coalition of eight small nations who think no single country should possess such an awesome power source. And so, led by the mysterious Captain Jack West Jr, this determined group enters into an adventure beyond imagining.

Are you thinking Indiana Jones meets Bond? If so, you would be spot on. Even better, the hero is Australian. *grin*

The events of the book take place over a seven day period (although some back story is included). From the first page, the author launches the reader into an epic adventure jam packed with action, conspiracy theories, mystery, thrills and bravery. It is an intense, edge of your seat, what the hell happens next (and I thought From Dead to Worse was exhausting!) ride and for me was a ‘completed in one sitting’ read – always a sign I found it an excellent book.

Because I have an interest in history and archaeology, the information about the seven ancient wonders and associated stories was sheer reading pleasure. Another great aspect of the book was the inclusion of figures and images, which not only showed you what the characters themselves were seeing, but assisted the reader with understanding the complexity of a particular object, event and/or place in the story.

Seven Ancient Wonders has been accused of being anti-American and anti-Roman Catholic Church. I personally believe such issues should be read as part of the context of the story not as being the personal views of the author. As Matthew Reilly himself said: “A book’s got to have villains…”

Would I read this author again? Well, let me think… does snatching the second book in the series, The Six Sacred Stones, out of my Mumma’s hands before she had even closed the cover count? LOL.

All in all, I, given my interests, thought both books were pretty terrific and I will be eagerly awaiting the third in the series, which is scheduled for release later this year.

So, my recommendation: It’s full of goodness for both boys and girls, who like this kind of stuff.

PS – Do you think this post counts as a review? Yeses from the partially invisibles will see this ticked off my list of 2009 readolutions. I think you can probably guess which way I’m leaning towards!

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my 2009 readolutions

I, quite frankly, suck at fulfilling New Year’s resolutions.

In my defence, getting healthy, losing weight, being nice to people, etc are, let’s face it, pretty friggin boring and the reasons why it’s impossible to carry them out (ie I’m in the middle of a book, I’ll just have a snack while I’m reading, those people rang me when I was just about to find out who did it!) far outweigh the benefits.

Still, the looks of scorn and pity at your lack of willpower when you admit the reasons why you don’t make New Year’s resolutions get old pretty damn quick. So this year I thought I’d set myself challenges associated with my main interest, reading.

Since I need to be realistic about this, especially given my lack of success in the past, I’m acknowledging a couple of things from the outset:
~ There is no way in hell I will ever, ever meet a resolution that involves any kind of a book budget.
~ I will never be able to solely exist on ebooks (I still NEED MY PRINT).
~ The word ‘resolution’ is so… final. Can’t I call it something else, something less, ummm, restrictive??

Anyway, without further ado… drum roll please…

KRIS’S 2009 READOLUTIONS!

1. Me: Try to avoid (as much as possible) lack of restraint brought on by book pimpage.

The good fairy: Like everyone else, create wish lists and buy books in bulk. Just because you like the sound of it, doesn’t mean you have to read it NOW. Buying in bulk will also save you on shipping fees because inevitably the books you want will not be available in Perth.

2. Me: Try to decrease the number of times I buy ebooks (ie wait until after ALL the new releases for that week are out).

The good fairy: Again, buy books in bulk from one-stop shops such as All Romance eBooks and Fictionwise. The exchange rate is NOT your friend. Consider beginning petitions to Ellora’s Cave and to Loose Id re: releasing their books and their new releases to these stores.

3. Me: Try different authors and genres.

The good fairy: It’s good to challenge yourself by trying different things. Look at how much you liked m/m romance in 2008. Why don’t you try something new every month?

4. Me: Try to write a review.

The good fairy: Hmmm, this one we might need to work on. I’m afraid you are suffering from an acute fear of RED PEN.

Me: So that’s them. Now I just have to try and stick with…

The bad fairy: Yeah, yeah, but do resolutions count if you make them on the first day of the year? Isn’t there some rule which says you already need to have them in mind at the actual time of the New Year? *good fairy whispers* Yeah, I thought so. No wonder you suck at this.

Me: Bugger.

Oh well. Wishing you all a happy and healthy year of reading!

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absolutely exhausting!


Last night, whilst still hiding in the air-conditioning, I read the latest Sookie Stackhouse novel by Charlaine Harris, From Dead to Worse.

Talk about action-packed! I had to take a couple of deep breaths after I’d finished to try and calm down.

Good grief, this author can cram a lot into a book and still gift the reader with a well written and constructed story.

To give you a taste of what happens to Sookie (not in order and without the details so as to avoid too many spoilers) here is a list:-

~ gets attacked and survives;
~ gets to meet an unusual relative;
~ gets to give a certain someone the arse;
~ gets hit on by Bill;
~ gets betrayed (that’s the way I saw it) by her brother;
~ gets involved in a were war;
~ gets involved in a vampire coup;
~ gets a new roommate;
~ gets rid of a spy;
~ gets to save some vampires;
~ gets to meet a(nother) relative;
~ gets to be a bridesmaid; and,
~ of course, there is her relationship with our favourite Viking vampire Eric… hee, hee, hee, I’m not telling. *evil grin*


Phew, just writing all this down makes me tired and this wasn’t everything that happened!

So, with my mind still whirling, all I can think of is ‘what the heck else can happen to Sookie’???

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the boys and i are hiding


Well, it’s 34 degrees Celsius in Perth at the moment heading for a top of 38 and the boy kittens and I are hiding in the air-conditioning wiling away the time until I can have my first beer or glass of wine (or both) for the day.

So, on the theme of melting….



… do you reckon this will help cool me down??

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read a blurb and give it a whirl

During the past year of buying and reading ebooks (wow, I can’t believe it’s been that long) I’ve been surprised on a number of occasions when a story has exceeded my expectations.

This has generally happened after I’ve read a blurb, been vaguely interested about the story but not convinced, and only purchased the book as an afterthought (eek, sorry that sounds so dismissive).

Perhaps I’ve noticed this more in relation to ebooks because this is a relatively new format to me? I’m not sure. Is it because some blurbs are too brief or conversely too complex, which can be off putting to readers? *ponders*

Whatever the reason, I thought I’d share/pimp three books where I don’t believe the blurb has done the story justice – and on the off chance someone may have had similar thoughts about them; about both the blurb and/or the book.

The characters and the world in this recent release really intrigued me. I think I would have liked more back story and a little more information about the main characters, but overall I enjoyed it and was very pleased (ie I WANT more) to find out this is the first book in a series about the Utopia-X world. If you like m/m urban fantasy/futuristic/paranormal, definitely try this. I have a feeling the series will just get better and better.

Tere Michaels’ Faith & Fidelity

I know there has been quite a lot of criticism by authors and readers of m/m romance about the ‘gay for you’ theme; however, unlike others I’ve read, I found this particular story believable. The two main characters are wonderfully developed and their relationship – with each other and others – is very moving. All in all, I thought this was a great read.

T A Chase’s Here Be Dragons (a bit of a ramble so bear with me)

I ADORE the work of T A Chase and am addicted to reading his blog every Tuesday and Thursday when he posts the next installment of whatever story he is sharing with his readers/ fans/ stalkers. His stories just do it for me and I’m drawn into the world of his characters every time.

Given my gushiness, it might come as a surprise to know it took me forever to purchase T A’s Here Be Dragons.

The grab/mini-blurb for the book interested me (what’s not to like about two guys falling in love and dragons returning to the world!), but there was something about the detailed blurb which put me off time and time again. I think the description didn’t entice me enough to want to find out more about Kael’s and Hugh’s story.

Still, this was just such an odd, stand-out thing for me; to not buy the only book I didn’t own from an author whose writing I obviously enjoyed.

It was when I was re-reading the blurb for what seemed like the gazillionth time it suddenly hit me how ridiculous I was being and that I should just buy the book already! Needless to say, I thought Here Be Dragons was bloody t’rific (T A writes about Kael’s development from a victim of abuse to finding the strength in himself beautifully) and I can’t wait for the sequel, Dreaming of Dragons, to come out next year.

The above examples highlighted to me how it can sometimes be the littlest things which can influence a reader when it comes to purchasing a book. Like a cover, a blurb, the size, the font, a review, the PRICE, etc, etc. Has anyone else had similar experiences, particularly re: blurbs?

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