firsts series: not a sean michael



Found one! 🙂

At least I can’t recall it being in any of the books by Sean Michael which I’ve read.

Curious?

I’ll give you a hint. It’s one of Jenre’s favourites too. Well, it is going by her strong reactions to the topic.

Give up?

Why it’s felching… naturally…

The first time – and to be honest the only one that really stands out in my memory – I read about this act was in this book by Anne Cain.

My reaction?

O_o “Well, I guess, he is a dog-shifter…”

*shrugs* What can I say. Whatever works, right.
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firsts series: fetishes (part 3)



One of the earlier firsts posts also brought up this next topic, which is about medical play and, more specifically, about enema fetish.

Yeah, some of you may have read about bottom boys getting enemas before being fisted, but, believe me, there is no comparison.

I’ve only read one book on this theme and it was *of course* by Sean Michael.

For me, the scenes with this act were extremely intense and I was both strangely fascinated and repulsed by them.

If you’ve read it, I’ll be very interested to know what you thought of it as well as what you think more generally about this fetish.

It’s an interesting one, that’s for sure.
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firsts series: fetishes (part 2)


*pats bubble butt*

Is there any point in giving three guesses as to who is going to eww on this firsts topic, which is, if you hadn’t already guessed, about jock huffing?

For those of you who’ve no idea what the hell this is go here for a very thought provoking and insightful post on this kink by LB and CJ.

Confession time. I’ve never actually read the Bobby Michael’s stories that apparently made this subject infamous. (PS – I’m planning to rectify this asap. There’s a saying about curiosity, smutting and Kris. Good times. 😉 )

The closest I’ve come to reading about jock huffing was in J L Langley’s The Englor Affair. There’s no doubt that the sex scene between Payton and Simon was hot as fuck. Still, the thought of having a used jock stuffed in your mouth may be a leetle bit of a turn off for some, especially certain gals from Texas.

So, what do you think about this fetish?

I s’pose I may as well also ask how many of you are doing fangirly squees at the thought of the third Jock Dorm book coming out, but I think I’ve already got a pretty good idea as to who you are. *Lily… EH…* 🙂
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secret santa


stolen from here


Over on Goodreads, the m/m reading group is doing a Secret Santa book exchange. Kassa and I love this idea so signed up there, but also figure there’s a bunch of others who might like to play too.


So Kassa had the fabulous idea to do a Secret Santa with anyone who may not be involved with the Goodreads group and I just tagged along to take some of the credit. I’m very sharing like that.

If you are already doing a gift exchange and want to get in here, please do! You can sign up on either this post or at Kassa’s LJ. We’re going to be offering 2 or more gift certificates to ARe for random participants. The more people that sign up, the more gift certificates that get thrown into the mix.

What is the Secret Santa?

Gifting! You buy someone an ebook of their choice and you get one in return. This way you’re giving gifts while getting some too. It’s such a fun concept and great way to get something you’ve always been eyeing too.

How to sign up?

It’s easy! Just comment here, in email, Direct Message (err, I’m pretending very hard right now that I know what this is), or at Kassa’s LJ. When signing up please include the following information:

Your email.

Your #1 choice for ebook. This way you’re sure to get what you want!

Your #2 choice for ebook. It’s always smart to have a backup.

On Friday (Saturday in the Land of Oz and the Island of Tricksy Hobbitses and Sheepsies), Kassa will make a master list of everyone participating and send out the name of your Secret Santa the same day. You’ll have until Christmas to send and get your gift.

Any questions?

Sign up!


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first series: fetishes (part 1)


“You want to shave me where?!”

I know I’ve touched upon a couple of fetishes already in my firsts series, but I thought it would be fun to highlight a few of the more, err, interesting ones I’ve come across.

One of those topping my O_o list has to do with the “let’s shave every inch of your body cos I like you smooth all over even though I’m a gorilla” kink, which is occasionally confused with the “don’t worry cos eyebrows are highly overrated” fetish.

I can only recall reading work by two authors on this theme. The first was in this short by the Author of (Apparently) All My Firsts and the second was in a BDSM m/f by Ann Jacobs.

Being a chick, I can totally understand the desire to have body parts hair free and to also appreciate it in others.

Not being someone who shaves though, – Why not? It fucking itches that’s why not! – I can honestly say that I’ve never experienced arousal whilst doing it nor do I have a desire to shave someone else in circumstances other than wrath and retribution.

What about you?

It’s okay to admit it if you do get off on it, you know.

I mean look at the stuff JenB tells us about her sex life.

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things that make you go o_O



Most readers of yaoi snort to themselves whenever they come across the trope of the self-lubricating arse.

Usually I too just shrug it off, but then I read the following from this novel in which the uke/bottom boy was being well and truly stretched:

“Woah, what a mess. You’re wet inside and in the front. You sure are having a good time…”

Yuichi removed his fingers and then showed them to Kanae.

“Same as last night. You’re almost like a river of come.”

Yuichi spread his fingers before Kanae’s eyes, showing the transparent juices sagging between the soaked digits. It was more than Yuichi had released last night.

He didn’t know boys could do that.

Errr, as far as I’m aware they can’t. That’s why God invented lube.

Which apparently cannot be bought in some parts of Japan.

***

PS – I’ve done my first author interview and it rocked. Click on the below image of K Z Snow playing ‘Where’s Willy’ to find out more.

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what?! more cookies???


I’m playing host to m/m author extraordinaire K Z Snow – yeah, she writes m/f too, but, let’s face it, I’m an out and proud m/m girl so pfft – at DIK over the next few days.

Therefore, I’m continuing my firsts series interruptus in favour of being a total slack arse.

I’m hoping these cookies – given to me by the glorious Kassa – will distract you…


Where am I meant to be again???
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cookies


Because sometimes we just need the candy for the eyes.

These are a few of the cookies I permanently borrowed from peep’s m/m memes. Enjoy!



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firsts series: foreskins



What to do when a request comes in from a fellow perve about a firsts topic?

Why include it, of course! Especially when it’s one that’s so deliciously nasty. *hehehe*

“What?!” I hear you all ask in anticipation. “Kris, what could it possibly be?”

With that title isn’t it obvious, my sweet innocents?

It could naturally be nothing else, but cock docking.

Have I read it in a book before ? Yep. Can I remember what that book was? Errr… *hangs head*

Let’s face it, though, when you think of foreskins in the same context as m/m erotica and romance, what author immediately springs to mind??

Oh, c’mon. It can be none other than Bobby Michaels!

I’m not sure if I’ve ever recovered from reading about foreskin cheese in one of his books. To be quite honest, rimming looks pretty good in comparison to that. *shudders*

What about you? What are your foreskin experiences?

The fictional ones plz, peeps. I run a clean blog here.
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things that make you go o_O


Yeah, it’s another firsts interruption, but I’m in a bitchy mood.


*rolls eyes* Unusual for me I know.



Great Scots!

Wouldn’t you be saying the same if you had those boobs??
Posted in book covers, things that make you go O_o, WTF | 61 Comments